
Snark Weak
Snark is the blogging equivalent of pennies: easy to throw around, but no matter how much is thrown, it doesn't buy much. Using too much of it in one place is a real jerk move, but when one just don't have any currency more valuable to offer, for a short while you can make due with each.
That weak analogy aside, let's snark up the Cubs sports media. From the headlines at the Sun-Times, I learn...
Bench player doesn't mind the opportunity to play every day
Pitcher has a tired arm, therefore he will rest it.
Player would prefer not to hold an unflattering record.
From the Tribune, I learn that:
It is surprising to lose a game that you were winning.
Two bad innings do not warrant a demotion.
Moving to a new team causes you to root for them, not their rival.
From MLB I learn that:
A team's best player is the key to the team's success.
A manager wants his players to be healthy.
Companies want to make sure I spend money on their products.
From ESPN I learn that:
ESPN doesn't bring in enough money to pay for a coherent webpage layout.
(Update, thanks to Navigator) - Just because you are a TV personality and beat your meat-based-analogy until it's raw doesn't mean that you know flank steak about the Cubs. (Evidently, Skip Bayless is amazed at the notion of Cubs instructors turning catchers into pitchers. Marmol says hi)
And from some place calling itself THF CUB REPORTER I learn that:
The quality of articles posted in his absence warrants his fear of anarchy, looting and pillaging.
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